Welcome to “What the F* Wednesday?!,” basically a rant about something I think should become extinct. Some will be frivolous pet peeves, others will be more serious matters but I hope you have fun reading these Wednesday posts regardless. Today’s subject matter comes to you courtesy of Facebook. Here we go:
PEOPLE WHOSE FACEBOOK WALLS PRIMARILY CONSIST OF REPOSTED,SOMETIMES OFFENSIVE, BUT ALWAYS ASININE “SHARED” ITEMS FROM OTHER WEBSITES NO ONE CARES ABOUT…. I am talking to you.
GET OFF MY JOCK.
In case you aren’t fortunate enough to have your “friends” (who are actually just individuals who were once in my life and now are dead to me) post this type of material, I have taken the time to save some actual posts that have been shared and my reactions to them. Perhaps you will enjoy the experience more secondhand.
Um, no. Also, what does that even mean? You strategically place pornographic material across from a reflective surface?! That makes a lot of sense. Double the fun?! You think your face looks like a porn star’s?! Newsflash: NO ONE INVITES PEOPLE TO COME OVER THIS WAY. #byefelicia
That’s neurologically impossible, but if it weren’t, that would explain a lot.
There is a reason for everything and sometimes the reason is um, YOU. Or that you think you are able to accurately assume how much others can handle in their life in relation to yours. I’m sorry you feel like a cartoon woman in a burgundy dress on a blustery day, I assume that’s the worst, but puh-lease. You don’t know my life.
Here’s one of my all time faves. ANYONE WHO IS NOT LIKE ME MUST BE ILLEGAL AND I CANNOT ACCOMDATE THAT. GET OUT. Last I checked we were teaching elective foreign language classes that barely teach you how to have a conversation in schools, so the only thing that’s being forced on anyone here is your ignorance, sir or madam.
Have you seen anything “shared” lately that caused you to kind of go “WTF?!”Let me know in the comments.
P.s. I would never make light of someone sharing posts to raise awareness about things that are important to them. This is meant in good fun 🙂