(Before going to pick up the 8 year old Boston Terrier we just adopted, Sam.)
Me: Well, if we do rename him, it should be something that sounds like “Sam.”… Sand!
Mike: Why would we name our dog Sand?! No… not Sand.
Me (in my defense, I was in a tried, silly mood): Sand…al wood? Sandalwood!?
Mike: Kara, what is he, a stripper in the Berkshires?!
(Sidenote- we kept the name Sam).